Tim Von Swine Install ((hot)) Jun 2026

And so, if you ever find yourself driving through the countryside and see a farm with a sign that reads "Von Swine's," take a moment to stop by. You might just catch a glimpse of Tim, covered in mud, smiling broadly as he introduces you to his beloved swine and shares a tale or two.

or if installed via cargo:

You’ll know it worked when you feel the urge to monetize your morning bowel movement. Then you uninstall. Then you reinstall. Welcome to the herd. 🐖 tim von swine install

The Tim Von Swine install works within a "sty" (a sandboxed directory). Create and initialize your sty: And so, if you ever find yourself driving

[Service] Type=simple User=youruser WorkingDirectory=/opt/tim-von-swine ExecStart=/usr/bin/node /opt/tim-von-swine/index.js Restart=on-failure Environment=TVS_ENV=production covered in mud